About this site
Bad Lasagna is a 4-panel, gag-a-day style weekly comic about cosmic bureaucracy, awkward situations,
emotional labor, and the daemons' eternal battle to keep the scales balanced. The title comes from the idea that life
- like lasagna - is layered, messy, comforting, chaotic, and sometimes a little dangerous.
Hey there, I'm Cyn.
This project is my playground for cozy-weird storytelling and
maintaining a sustainable creative practice.
It's a place where edible boyfriends, cosmic auditors, period fairies, and
ancient not-dogs all coexist in a universe that's strange, sincere, and only slightly on fire.
Thanks for reading and being part of my experiment.
New episodes are served fresh every Friday.
Meet the Characters
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Harriett — The Well-Meaning, Chaotic Baker
Harriett is a cheerful baker who dates and eats confections. She also occasionally
turns her boyfriends into confections because “it sounded like a good idea at the time.”
Every incident escalates from mild inconvenience to cosmic incident report in under
10 minutes. She considers this a skill.
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Kelsey — The Ancient Not-Dog
Mr. Kelsey looks like a dog, acts like a dog, but is absolutely not a dog.
He’s an ancient being who silently judges Harriett’s choices while
occasionally revealing powers he pretends he doesn’t have.
He remains perpetually unimpressed with humans.
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Echo Reciprius — The Cosmic Bureaucrat
Echo Reciprius (pronounced reh-SIP-ree-us) shows up whenever Harriett’s emotional
decisions cause cosmic paperwork. They’re glowing, deadpan, and deeply confused by
human dating culture, but they’re trying their best.
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Pam — The Period Chaos Fairy
Pink and bubbly, Pam is the supernatural embodiment of inconvenient timing, a
rriving uninvited the moment someone starts their period with dramatic proclamations and the wrong supplies.
She treats menstruation like a cosmic weather event and believes she’s doing vital work.
She’s the only one who reads the memos. Reading the room? Not so much.
