About this site
Bad Lasagna is a 4-panel, gag-a-day style weekly comic about cosmic bureaucracy, awkward situations,
emotional labor, and the daemons' eternal battle to keep the scales balanced. The title comes from the idea that life
- like lasagna - is layered, messy, comforting, chaotic, and sometimes a little dangerous.
Hey there, I'm Cyn.
This project is my playground for cozy-weird storytelling and
maintaining a sustainable creative practice.
It's a place where edible boyfriends, cosmic auditors, period fairies, and
ancient not-dogs all coexist in a universe that's strange and only slightly on fire.
Thanks for reading and being part of my experiment.
New episodes are served fresh every Wednesday.
Meet the Characters
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Harriett — The Well-Meaning, Chaotic Baker
Harriett is a cheerful baker who dates and eats confections. She also occasionally
turns her boyfriends into confections because “it sounded like a good idea at the time.”
Every incident escalates from mild inconvenience to cosmic incident report in under
10 minutes. She considers this a skill.
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Kelsey — The Ancient Not-Dog
Mr. Kelsey looks like a dog, acts like a dog, but is absolutely not a dog.
He’s an ancient being who silently judges Harriett’s choices while
occasionally revealing powers he pretends he doesn’t have.
He remains perpetually unimpressed with humans.
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Echo Reciprius — The Cosmic Bureaucrat
Echo Reciprius (pronounced reh-SIP-ree-us) shows up whenever Harriett’s emotional
decisions cause cosmic paperwork. They are deeply confused by
human dating culture, but they’re trying their best.
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Pam — The Period Chaos Fairy
Pink and bubbly, Pam is the supernatural embodiment of inconvenient timing, arriving uninvited
the moment someone starts their period with dramatic proclamations and the wrong supplies.
She treats menstruation like a cosmic weather event and believes she’s doing vital work.
She’s the only one who reads the memos. Reading the room? Not so much.